Funtimes

The Heartbreaks Funtimes Lyrics
1.Liar, My Dear

The rainfall in Morecambe embitters me It fucks my hair and
stings my cheeks But you know that I am fond of you And all the
things we're yet to do

Procrastination pay no heed of time Pursue romance and beak and
wine But you know that I am fond of you And all the things you
claim you'll do

You will meet her by the statue And you?ll tell her what she
wants to hear Don't you know that young hearts bruise so easily?
And you sound like Billy Liar, my dear

Local girl put your heart in his hands Should it fall apart
understand You know that I am fond of you And all the things
that we will never do

You will meet her by the statue And you'll tell her what she
wants to hear Don?t you know that young hearts bruise so easily?
And you sound like Billy Liar, my dear

HER HEART


2.Delay, Delay

Has anything that I said resonated with you? I sat there as you
bled (from wounds caused by others)

You feature in my thoughts most days You had to become a real
man whilst all I do is play Your wicked tongue will make that
girl runaway If you didn't mean it then tell her so It's foolish
to delay

Delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay If there's
something burning in your heart It's foolish to delay

Here we are sat in our little town We'll be the pride of it some
day

You feature in my thoughts most days You had to become a real
man whilst all I do is play Your wicked tongue will make that
girl runaway If you didn't mean it then tell her so It's foolish
to delay

Delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay If there's
something burning in your heart It's foolish to delay

When I'm feeling wistful I will head down to the shore And dwell
on things I know I shouldn't care for any more Then on to the
seafront and I'll by a hot beverage Raise my spirits and realise
to know you is a privilege

You feature in my thoughts most days You had to become a real
man whilst all I do is play Your wicked tongue will make that
girl runaway If you didn't mean it then tell her so It's foolish
to delay

Delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay If there's
something burning in your heart It's foolish to delay


3.Hand On Heart

Hand on heart Foot in mouth You've always something new to Shout
about

You're just like me Saying things you shouldn't uncontrollably
It'll grow tiresome soon

Hand on heart Foot in mouth I mean so well Please don't doubt

(Please don't doubt!)

Oh dear What have we become We mucked up royally In the pursuit
of fun

You're just like me Struggling to censor both thought and deed
It'll grow tiresome soon

Hand on heart Foot in mouth I mean so well Please don't doubt
How typical of me (to behave like that) How typical of you (to
react)


4.Winter Gardens

Woah, nostagia! Cuts me to the core I'm struggling to come to
terms with the fact That we don't see each other anymore

I'll be waiting outside the Winter Gardens Feeling slightly
worse for wear If talk of romance thrills you honey Maybe I'll
see you there

Woah, these circumstances! Cut me to the core I'm struggling to
come to terms with the fact Things will never be the same as
before

I'll be skulking outside the Winter Gardens Feeling slightly
worse for wear If stimulating conversation thrills you sonny
Maybe I'll see you there

Maybe, maybe We just have to try Maybe, maybe We just have to
try


5.Remorseful

If I sound at all self-depricating You should know that I am
merely stating What we all know to be true

You'd be forgiven for not having faith in me You'd be forgiven
for losing hope in me I know it's a blow For you to know

That you can't trust me as far as you can throw me I am sincere
So listen here I'm remorseful and that's all

I left your city with my tail between my legs Boarded the
Transpennine Express Where I came to the conclusion

You'd be forgiven for not having faith in me You'd be forgiven
for losing hope in me I know it's a blow For you to know

That you can't trust me as far as you can throw me I am sincere
So listen here I?m remorseful and that's all

I'll be fine I'll defy the fact I've got to grow up soon I'll be
fine It is you I'm worried for


6.Jealous, Don't You Know

In recent moments It's become apparent I'll never be man enough
Never be man enough for you

Sharp of wit but it's not enough Tonight I'll sleep alone try
and sleep off this lust Pretty boy, you say Pretty boy, walk
with me

I'm only jealous, don't you know? I'm only jealous, don't you
know? I'll take my banged up Barbour jacket and leave

This head of mine's in a terrible way Now I can't think of
anything articulate to say To make you look my way Make you look
my way

I'm only jealous, don't you know? I'm only jealous, don't you
know? I'll take my banged up Barbour jacket and leave

I'm sure in the future audacious attempts will be made In the
vain hope your affections will be swayed


7.Gorgeous

Your flippancy it won't stop you Feeling bad about the deeds you
do, In kitchens and corridors late at night

Gorgeous You're gorgeous

Sordid sinners all of us here But when we're together I feel no
fear Of tomorrow, the next day, or after that

Gorgeous You're gorgeous

Don?t get down about it You're gorgeous and tragic They wouldn't
have it any other way You're gorgeous

You're a step away from bother, son! But not just yet (this
night is young) I don't want to see nobody else

Tragic You're tragic

Don't get down about it You?re gorgeous and tragic We wouldn't
have it any other way You're gorgeous


8.Polly

Tell me about your boyfriend Does he treat you half as good as I
think he should Would you like to be my friend? Don't turn me
down there's nothing thicker than blood

I realise I've never been around The times when I?m sure you
could have done with me I'm well aware of how much time has
elapsed But I thought I'd get in touch just to see

Do you think about me? Polly do you think about me? You know I'd
love to see you But life gets in the way That's no excuse I know

If you think about me Tell me that you think about me You know
my aim is clear But life gets in the way That's no excuse I know

Tell me about your kids now Polly I bet they've grown up do they
look much like you? Such a ridiculous situation You know nothing
of me and I know nothing of you

P-O-L-L-Y


9.Save Our Souls

She said trying to fight the morning off will see me To an early
grave But I've nothing constructive to do And her favourite
popstars misbehaved

We can walk in the settings of our favourite Smiths songs
Together we can contemplate where it all went No I wont say
that!

You've got a youthful face What are you doing so intoxicated? I
get so lonesome I could die But you know I wont

Forget me not Well I doubt I will The words you spoke instilled
within my head A silent tear till we meet again my dear


10.I Didn't Think It Would Hurt To Think Of You

You can't kick the leaves today darling Because it's wet under
foot And your friend subscribe to the view That I am no good

But I'd like to express the sincerity (of my actions towards you
early on) Is there hope for us?

I didn't think it would hurt to think of you But it pains me,
pains me A kind of loving prior to which we never knew Yeah, it
pains me

In a town as small as this one There's no escaping you Although
your not impressed by me What would you have me do?

I'll immerse my self in guilt and pain (for your benefit) Is
there hope for us?

Don't count on it